1. Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip: Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
    His friend: Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass

  2. (Source: kino--apparatom)

  3. penis-hilton:

    troq:

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    penis-hilton, tearing families apart since 2014 xo

  4. Historian and Feminist Scholar Gerda Lerner

    (Source: exgynocraticgrrl)

  5. harmoni0880:

    i’ve blogged this like 5 times and i still love it

  6. starkidpowers:

    opulentis:

    my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!!

    omfg let me transfer to your school

  7. lulz-time:

    I actually can’t cope with this

    (Source: lepipehd)

  8. forwardtozion:

    knatalie:

    #she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything than what they are #barbossa is a corpse and davy jones is nothing more than shell and bone and ruin dredged up from the ocean floor #’calypso’ is greek for ‘to conceal to hide’ and that is her root#she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath

    I’ve been waiting to see Calypso on my dash.

  9. solar-citrus:

    You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment.  People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously.  Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life.  Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day!  So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!!  Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions.  Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it.  With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support!

    We are right here!!

  10. thebeardedcuddler:

    a-blazingsoul:

    growlethal:

    there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

    this gives me anxiety

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    "I lost something once…"

  11. naturalcomedian:

    This is like when you kill one of your characters in an AU.

    (Source: 100percento)

  12. didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

    didyoumissme-221b:

    feline-ranger:

    causenotsymptom:

    malformalady:

    Glass headstones

    Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

    I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

    There are two kinds of people

  13. X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

    (Source: communified)

  14. crimewave360:

    shinygays:

    My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

    hun

  15. I wouldn’t respond to anything but Ariel 

    (Source: katnissverdeen)