i love hearing puppies running over to you
it’s literally just
"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
ive never actually held hands with someone in a romantic/couple-y way before so sometimes i really want to have that special person I can hold hands with but knowing me I would get so flustered and it would just be like
how to not see spoilers
- finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr
(Source: shinymetapod, via hellredsky)